Slow Mover

(def): 1. (n) a turtle, snake or other such creature when it is attempting to cross a road or highway. 2. (n) one who engages in the compassionate yet somewhat dangerous activity of stopping the car in the middle of the road, getting out, and moving said slow movers out of harm’s way. 3. (n) a metaphor for living. 4. (n) a wordpress blog.